(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
Everyone, make some noise!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
I want to see a scary movie, teacher.
Yeah?
- I want to watch a movie with ghouls. / - Okay.
- A movie with ghosts. / - Yes.
- And a mysterious movie. / - Okay.
So I mixed those 3 things together!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Ghouls, ghosts, mystery...
Ghosts, ghouls, mystery!
Cutie.
Such a cutie.
Everyone!
- Cutie! / - Cutie!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, Mix Sejin. Very cute.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, hello.
Nice to meet you all.
Excuse me... Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I just sell one item.
I'm Mr. Pathetic.
You can't sell things here.
Teacher, don't be like that.
Let me just sell one thing here.
What is it?
Alright, then...
This is what I want to show you today.
It's 100% duck down.
It's a very warm jacket!
I don't like it.
Inside is a very nice hoodie.
This hoodie has a great design.
If you take a close look, the pocket...
It's not that nice.
Contains a beanie.
This beanie.
Just put it on and you'll be a fashion icon.
Let me try it on.
Like this.
It doesn't fit.
But this pen will work fine.
If you buy this pen today,
I'll throw in a case too.
This pen and case was made in Italy...
I don't need one.
Washcloth.
This washcloth is great for scrubbing.
You can see the dead skin come out.
I don't see anything.
But check out these long johns.
I'm not buying anything.
- A swimming suit? / - No!
- Abalone. / - Come on...
- Lee Yeonbok? / - Go sit down!
Please buy something next time.
Alright, go sit down.
Next is the cool CD!
What the...
Swag. Swag.
♪ Head, shoulder, knees and toes ♪
Swag, swag.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to run an eatery.
I'll totally have swag at the eatery.
What are you going to do at the eatery?
First, I'll recommend our best sellers.
Fried swag-shrimp.
And...
Swag-blood sausages.
Lastly...
Spicy noodles-swag.
And I'll make you your very own dish.
First, I'll turn on the stove...
Big Bang!
And add the veggies...
♪ Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle ♪
And I'll add some ketchup on the eggs.
♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
This is your very own omurice-swag.
What are you doing?
And I'm going to dress the same as G-Dragon.
- GD only wears luxury brands. / - Yeah.
- How can... / - I'll dress just like this photo.
You will?
If you want to replicate this look...
You need to spend a lot of money.
- This hat... / - And the sunglasses...
I'm ready.
What?
This hat is a flower pot
and these sunglasses are mussel shells.
What's this necklace? It's a phone charger.
The only thing that isn't weird is your belt.
This is actually a towel.
♪ Flower pot, mussels, towel, charger ♪
♪ Swag check, swag check ♪
- Go sit down. / - Alright, I'll down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Alright, good job, CD.
Next is Freddie Echo!
Hello!
I make people echo!
I'm Freddie Echo!
- Alright! / - Alright!
I've become so popular that
a food additive commercial copies me.
Which commercial?
♪ It's a study ♪
♪ You should study before cooking ♪
That commercial came out first.
Alright!
I prepared a special segment for today.
I brought a big star today with me!
Who is it? Who is it?
Big star! Come on!
Hold on...
Hold on!
Hold on, hold on.
He's not a big star. He's just big.
This is Yoo Minsang.
No!
He's my friend, Freddie Eats!
I eat everything!
Eh... Nobody is copying me.
Alright!
Then we'll start our performance!
They prepared something.
♪ Food ♪
He ate it.
- He ate it. / - What was that?
♪ Food ♪
What's that?
It's jerky.
He's savoring it.
♪ Food ♪
You came here to eat.
Alright!
Both of you, get out of here!
- Alright! / - Alright!
He's leaving after eating.
Nice.
What was that?
He ate and left.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
Alright, you'd better not speak English.
What are you going to talk about today?
Today, I'm going to talk about
the various types of shoes.
Shoes.
- There are sneakers. / - Right.
- Dress shoes. / - Right.
And...
These shiny shoes you wear all day.
Yoon Jongshin.
Give me a break.
Shiny shoes you wear all day are Yoon Jongshin?
You don't know Yoon Jongshin?
Why are those Yoon Jongshin?
♪ Are you happy about buying shoes? ♪
- He's good at singing. / - Yoon Jongshin.
Have you lost your mind?
Nobody calls those Yoon Jongshin!
- They're Yoon Jongshin. / - You know this.
- I don't. / - Stop pretending.
Say it.
No...
Seongwon, don't say it!
- Don't... Don't... / - Don't say it!
- Don't... / - Don't say it!
Boots!
B-O-O-T-S. Boots!
Women's high heeled fashion boots.
Original waterproof stylish winter snow boots.
Okay.
Seafood and boots pancake.
Boots-ha's birthday.
A Korean idiom.
Don't boots the flames of a burning house.
My mother.
Your mother?
Son...
Boots me some money.
Time for a song.
♪ Let's be happy ♪
♪ And don't be boots ♪
- What are you talking about? / - ♪ Don't be boots ♪
Class is over!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Upper Class)
Honey.
Let's have a drink at this cart bar tonight.
But this place looks so shabby.
It's fun to drink at places like this from time to time.
Alright.
- Let's go. / - Okay.
- Why isn't anyone here? / - Yeah.
Excuse me. Anyone?
- Hello and welcome. / - Yes, hello...
Do you have an invitation?
An invitation for a cart bar?
Our cart bar provides the best possible service.
So only those that were invited can enter.
Who sends out the invites?
I do.
Would you like to be invited?
Yes.
You've been invited.
What?
This place is so luxurious, honey.
This place suits you, Yumi.
Look at their outfits.
So unclassy.
- What? / - What the...
- Turn your head, Yumi. / - Okay.
- Sir. / - Yes.
Do you have an invitation?
No.
Would you like to be invited?
No.
You're a royal member now.
Thank you.
This way, please.
Sit.
I think there's been a mistake.
We reserved a sky lounge.
- Oh, the sky lounge? / - Yes.
Just a moment.
- That's a sky lounge? / - Honey...
Honey, my ears just got popped.
Being up so high makes me want to see the stars.
Yeah?
I really see stars!
I'll make you see stars too.
No, I'm good.
You're so silly.
I love you.
- What's with them? / - I don't know.
Sir, would you like to order?
I'm sorry, but this spoon...
I see a chili flake.
Oh... I'm so sorry.
Please get me a new one.
Yes, right away.
I like how fast the feedback is.
This is why this place is pricy.
Nice one.
Let me show you today's recommended dishes.
Thank you.
(Course A, beer and chicken feet, $20)
(Course B, chicken feet and beer, $80)
Hold on, hold on!
Hold up... Those are the same things,
but the prices are so different.
This is a hard decision.
Let's get course B to be fancier.
Okay. We'll have course B.
Sure.
- Excuse me. / - Yes.
We'll have course A.
Yes, I'll get you course B.
- What? / - He didn't even listen.
- Yeah. / - Gosh, this place is weird.
A bunch of weirdos here...
- Bonjour. / - Yes, hello.
I'm the master chef of this cart bar. I'm Mr. Lee.
I'm going to be all about the food.
Okay.
Here is course B.
It's a special 5-star dish.
Why is there a 5-star dish at a cart bar?
- Sir. / - Yes?
I have 5 prior convictions.
- That's 5 stars. / - What?
I'm all about making a new start.
- What is he saying? / - What is he saying?
Excuse me, chef.
Haven't we met somewhere?
Well...
Did I see you...
Oh!
- Cheongsong Prison! / - Cheongsong Prison!
Nice to see you, 1319.
Long time no see, 4728.
We were in jail together.
I've heard a lot about you from Yumi.
- You treated her well. / - Yes.
We have a rare guest today,
so I'll teach you how to eat chicken feet.
You should wear a glove so that
you don't get sauce on your hand.
Then...
You enjoy the chicken feet.
Hold on, hold on!
He didn't even need the glove.
This goes to our VIP.
Bonjour.
Wow!
Something so rare...
I'm jealous.
Thank you, chef.
Lucky you.
Yumi.
This is my gift.
It's for me?
What a surprise.
Wow... That feels so good.
It's the perfect back-scratcher.
I'm getting goose bumps.
I feel like a chicken now.
Shut it.
I love you.
I hope you enjoy your time here.
- This place scares me. / - Yeah.
Hello.
I'd like to play the guitar for today's customers.
- Playing the guitar at a cart bar? / - Yeah.
Could I try playing that instrument?
The guitar?
- Yes. / - Here you go.
What are you doing?
It sounds great.
What the...
Alright then...
♪ A serenade just for Yumi ♪
♪ Eat some clam shells ♪
- Two people! / - Two people!
I'll be back with a partner.
What the... We ended up joining them!
- Let's pay and get out of here, honey. / - Yeah.
- This place is weird. / - Excuse me!
- Yes, sir. / - We'd like to pay.
We get $5 off if I show you this flyer, right?
Yes, that's right.
A flyer...
So unclassy.
- What the... / - What's his deal?
- $5 off if I show you a flyer, right? / - Yes.
Just a moment...
You're so talented.
There you go.
You've bought our cart bar.
What?
You can go now...
Mr. CEO and madam.
Bonjour.
Let's go, madam.
He bought this place with flyers!
What's with this cart bar?
(Love Brothers)
We date in our dreams too.
- I'm Seo Taehun... / - And I'm Lee Sejin.
I'm single even in my dreams. I'm Yoo Minsang.
Lucky you. That's a pig dream.
- Hey! / - A pig dream.
My married life is like a dream. I'm Park Yeongjin.
- Geez... / - I'm jealous.
Stop acting like you're so happy.
Geez... You're acting like a pig.
Hey!
Sit down.
People...
Just listen to what we say
and anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
You have to keep that in mind.
Men and women eat different foods
when they get together.
This is what women eat when they get together.
ETIG.
- What? / - Huh?
They eat entrails, tripe,
intestines and guts.
They even have fried rice at the end.
They don't eat this stuff around guys though.
So then...
What do men eat when they get together?
RBL.
What does that stand for?
They drink rice wine, bamboo wine,
and when that's not enough, they drink hard liquor.
- Gosh... / - All guys do is drink.
I feel drunk right now.
That's ridiculous! Get rid of this stuff!
Don't worry about that stuff, people.
The number of single people
around the world are increasing.
Shouldn't there be a celebration
for single people around the world?
That's why I thought of this.
A celebration for all the single people of the world.
The Solympics!
- We'll have the Solympics! / - The Solympics?
The theme song is, "Let Go of Those Hands."
♪ Let go of those hands ♪
♪ Do it on your own ♪
And a song for the best single person.
♪ To the loneliness ♪
There are songs like that.
300,000 single people from 138 countries
around the world will participate.
Really?
Quiet! What do you mean, "Really?"
Does this show seem like the news to you?
The events are a bit different from the Olympics.
In the Solympics, instead of fencing,
we'll have divorcees.
Recently divorced couples will show up
and point out each other's flaws.
It goes like this.
"You barely make any money!"
Then he says, "All you do is nag!"
They insult each other...
It really stings.
And instead of curling,
there will be an event called ring throw.
We'll have recently broken-up couples.
They'll take their matching rings off and throw it.
The guy says the name of his ex-girlfriend...
"Yeongmi!" And throws the ring.
The girl goes, "Cheolsu!" And throws her ring.
It's to see who can throw it farther.
And this is another event.
Instead of a triathlon...
- We'll have an ignore-a-thon. / - A what?
When someone walks by and says, "Excuse me..."
- And if you turn around, you lose. / - What?
If someone says, "Excuse me," and grabs you...
If your heart races like that, you lose.
You have to be able to control your heart too.
The person that gets through all this and wins 1st,
gets a gold medal.
Isn't this great?
A gold medal for 1st.
This character on the medal
means to abstain
Stay away from people, stay away from dating.
This medal goes the person that abstains everything.
Once you get on the podium with this
and salute the people...
- They'll play the anthem for singles. / - For singles?
♪ Marriage is crazy ♪
♪ That's what I really think ♪
Isn't it so moving?
It's the best song ever! I'm so happy!
You all know, right?
Faster than couples, higher than couples
and stronger than couples.
Public service announcement for singles.
- Geez... / - What is he talking about?
I can't stand listening to you anymore!
Go sit down, you fool!
Happiness comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
I'm so jealous.
As for me...
Going home after work makes me so happy!
Because I get to be alone on the way home.
- Hey! Hold on. / - You like being alone?
That's how happy I am!
People, before I got married
I liked a girl with a great sense of fashion.
But now, I live with a pretty wife just like that.
If I get home a bit late, my wife goes...
She's like a fashion model.
What an amazing pose!
She can communicate everything through poses.
This pose means she wants earrings.
This pose means she wants a bag.
This pose means she wants shoes.
She communicates everything through poses.
But today for breakfast,
she served me Seollal leftovers.
So retro.
I asked her why we still had Seollal leftovers.
"What are you talking about?
This isn't food from Seollal.
This is food from Chuseok."
Gosh!
It's not just fashion that's cyclical.
I guess it's that way with food too.
But the food was so old
that it attracted flies.
This is the Paris collection.
I said I couldn't eat the food and she said...
"Fine! Don't eat!
I made you breakfast! You're so picky!"
She uses cuss words I've never even heard of.
That's the New York collection.
You know what's amazing?
My wife has more clothes
than top model, Han Hyejin.
But I'm still so happy!
Oh, I should go home now.
- Why? / - Why?
If I get home late, the finale will start.
- For a fashion show? / - No.
"Why were you so late?
Do you want a beating?"
Oh, no!
See that? We're actually all... Very happy!
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1.
Status.
Suyeong.
- Lower your stance! / - Yes.
Suyeong!
Dad...
Why are you still here?
You can't make money with kung fu!
- I just... / - That's enough.
You're taking over my company.
No! I like kung fu!
I even got you a fancy apartment
and your very own secretary!
What else do you need?
Do you want to adopt me?
Dad.
Gross, Yeonggil.
The next chapter.
Survival!
So cold.
We're lost on this mountain during winter.
What if we freeze to death?
Oh! It's a blanket!
We're saved!
Hey, where did my underwear go?
The next chapter.
Training!
You fools!
The martial arts tournament is in a few days.
And you two are chatting?
- We're sorry! / - We're sorry!
- Start your training now! / - Yes!
Let's go!
Nice!
Good job!
Next!
The next chapter.
Disaster!
A boulder is rolling down!
I don't feel like walking.
The next chapter.
Form!
Master! Big trouble!
The savages have invaded!
We need to run away!
What? Run away?
A true martial artist
never shows his back to his enemy!
Master... I was short-sighted!
Let's go, Suyeong!
Master! Master!
Master!
The last chapter.
Bonus footage.
Where's Master Song?
I don't know!
You'd better talk!
I really don't know!
I've seen you guys before.
(Hello)
Don't kill them. Bring them to me alive.
Hello.
I own a raw fish restaurant.
Is anyone there?
Help me!
Anyone there?
Hello.
I ran out of toilet paper.
♪ Yesterday, it rained all day ♪
Hello.
I washed my car 2 days ago.
Remove your blindfold!
Hello.
I got my eyes done.
♪ No more tears now ♪
Hello.
I'm really angry!
Over the mountains, over the mountains!
Hello.
I'm natural man Lee Seungyun.
♪ 1! If I don't see you for 1 second ♪
♪ 2! I feel so anxious ♪
Hello.
I'm addicted to my cell phone.
Hello.
I ate something spicy.
You two are perfect together!
Hello.
I'm eating fried chicken with beer.
You... How could you?
Hello.
I'm playing with my nephew.
- Rewind. / - Okay.
- Farther back. / - Farther back?
Right there. Zoom in.
- Oh! / - Nice!
They're watching porn.
Where did you get this?
It was on my brother's USB drive.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
A show you can enjoy with your family!
Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
- Instant coffee for sale! / - Gosh...
Please buy some! It's very sweet and nice!
- Please buy some... / - Hey.
What are you doing?
Chilsip, it's not like that...
You fool!
The sugar and the coffee are split up.
Add as much as you like.
Alright.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
The spoons on this tray
will go in the cups without someone touching them.
Impressive, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
- What? / - Huh?
I can't do that, Chilsip.
Geez...
Do you want to do this or clean the house?
I'd rather clean the house.
Hey, you can't do that.
I can't do this, Chilsip!
Gosh... Then I'll give it a shot.
Really, Chilsip?
Alright...
You can do this, Chilsip.
I'm nervous.
You did it, Chilsip!
You're amazing!
This time we'll make things harder
and do 10 spoons!
Alright.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
Chilsip, even 5 is hard. How can I do 10?
I can't do it.
Do you want to do the spoons
or do you want to marry me?
I'll do it then.
Alright, alright.
Alright...
Gupal!
How are your wrists so strong?
- We have dumb-bells for sale too. / - Nice one.
You can't sell stuff here!
Mr. Host.
I'll send you a gift, so give me your address.
So you can send me a dumb-bell?
No, not that.
Me.
Get out!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Introducing the next show!
Life starts at 100.
It's the 100-year-old Men!
1, 2, 3, 4.
- Bring me that. / - Okay.
You're going to pierce that with your finger?
That's dangerous.
- Yeah! / - Yeah!
- Nice one. / - Yeah.
Are you angry?
I killed an ant.
- Yeah! / - Yeah!
- Hey, bring me that. / - Yes.
You're going to lift that heavy bag?
- Yeah! / - Yeah!
Nice one.
This won't do...
Hey! Fight me!
What?
- You old fart... / - Fighting is dangerous!
- A heart! / - A heart!
- Yeah! / - Yeah!
Introducing the next show.
They use their bodies to give quizzes.
It's BQ!
Please try to guess the answers to this quiz.
Alright! What's this?
Shoulder-to-shoulder.
No, it's this!
That thing they put on pizzas! This!
That thing that looks like a chicken's foot.
It looks like a dragon!
This thing! You know this!
So what's this thing called?
I wouldn't know that.
Next one.
Nice!
What is this?
A ladle!
No, the thing on soju bottles...
This thing here!
You can twist it to flick it off as a drinking game!
This thing! This!
So what's this called?
I wouldn't know that. You tell me.
Next one.
This one's easy.
What could this be?
I think I know.
He's possessed.
No, it's this...
The thing on top of a pressure cooker!
It goes like this when something is cooking...
And when you release the steam, it goes...
That thing! That thing!
So what's that called?
You tell me! I'm asking the questions!
How frustrating.
How am I supposed to get these right?
We can do it! Right?
- Fine, I'll give you one. / - Okay, okay.
A compass.
- Get out. / - Okay.
Geez...
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ When we look down ♪
♪ We can't see our feet ♪
Yeonggil, do I have feet?
Yeah, what about me?
You do too.
I do too.
♪ Your eyes, nose, mouth ♪
He ate the eye, nose and mouth.
Let me get some.
This is mine.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Yeah, swallowtail ♪
♪ I see one ♪
♪ It's hiding in my stomach ♪
Wow, you even ate a swallowtail.
♪ That sounds good ♪
I'm out of breath!
Gosh...
- Are you okay? / - Are you okay?
- I can't do this. / - Just don't.
You might die.
I feel like dying...
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ That sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, that sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Our wish is chicken ♪
Chicken!
Hurray!
What the...
♪ For steamed buns ♪
♪ We only eat the wrapper ♪
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have anymore ♪
♪ Chirp, chirp, chick ♪
♪ Weak, weak, my legs ♪
- Gosh... / - Hey...
Hold me.
Hey, hey, hey...
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ From head to toe ♪
♪ I'm skin and bones, I'm skin and bones ♪
♪ I'm skin and bones ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
Put your hands up!
♪ I dislocated my shoulder ♪
♪ I can't go pick you up ♪
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have anymore ♪
♪ Can we squeeze ketchup on our hot dogs? ♪
♪ We're not strong enough ♪
♪ Not strong enough ♪
♪ I don't want to eat something dry ♪
♪ We fatties can eat a lot of those without ketchup ♪
♪ This isn't enough, this isn't enough ♪
♪ Go bring more food ♪
♪ This isn't enough ♪
Bring more food!
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial going
for our Warm Long Johns?
Manager Jeong has the commercial ready.
- Let's go watch it! / - Let's go.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
I worked very hard on this...
- Warm Long Johns... / - Of course, of course.
- That's how you should make it. / - Of course.
I want you to emphasize that
our Warm Long Johns are very warm.
Of course.
- To stay warm, wear Warm Long Johns. / - Right.
- That's how I made it. / - Great.
- Let's watch it now. / - Yeah.
Honey, isn't it great to be out here camping?
Yeah, this is great.
But it's a bit cold since it's night.
Geez... That's why I brought...
These Warm Long Johns!
Wow!
So warm!
It burns so well!
For when you're cold... Warm Long Johns!
How was that?
No, no, no.
You burned our long johns.
Yes.
And they said that was warm.
Make a commercial that shows
how the entire family can wear our long johns.
- Long johns the entire family can wear! / - Yes.
I can do that. Let's watch now.
Is everyone here?
- Yes! / - Yes!
It's for the entire family! Warm Long Johns!
What did I just see?
- The entire family was wearing one! / - Yes.
Are you out of your mind?
That's it. Change that.
Get an A-lister and make a global commercial.
Use an A-lister to get into the world market?
Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch it now.
Hi.
I'm Han Hyunmin, the English teacher.
Today, we'll have an English conversation
about Warm Long Johns.
Okay, professor.
This underwear is so great.
Your pronunciation sounds off.
Can you try again?
Great!
Great.
Great?
What's this?
Banana.
- Banana. / - Banana.
What?
What's this?
Butter.
- Butter. / - Butter.
Then what's this?
Number one!
No. Number one!
Number one.
Get it now? Let's try again.
Warm Long Johns! Great!
I said to make it a global commercial.
What's with that English?
That's not going to work.
What are our long johns known for?
They're very stretchy.
I want you to emphasize that
and make a commercial like that.
- Emphasize the stretchiness? / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch now.
So cold.
It's raining, Junho.
I don't even have an umbrella.
I have no umbrella...
Don't worry. You have stretchy...
Warm Long Johns.
So warm!
Warm Long Johns!
Did he use the long johns to get out of the rain?
- Han Hyunmin is a model. / - Yes.
Then make our long johns fashionable.
Make a commercial like that.
Use the model!
- Use the model? / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch now.
(The 2019 Warm Long Johns collection)
Hyunmin!
Aren't you embarrassed?
This thing covers you. Come join me, Junho.
Alright then.
Hey! This isn't covering me!
- Let's pose for a photo. / - A photo...
So gross...
This is disgusting.
Gosh...
Do it right, Junho.
They're very stretchy! Warm Long Johns!
What the...
- No, don't lower that. / - Open this! Open it!
Hold on. We should talk.
- Hyunmin! Come on, Hyunmin! / - Just stay here.
Greet the people.
Why are you going down there?
I'm going to run away.
(Refreshing Statements)
♪ Dear, dear, dear, dear ♪
♪ Dear ♪
- ♪ Dear, dear, dear ♪ / - Geez...
What are you making such a big deal about?
- Ta-da! / - What's that?
I wrote to a radio show
and I won 1st place!
1st place! Wow! That's great news!
What did you write to them?
That story about when you
farted a hole through your underwear.
The people all laughed when they heard that!
What should I buy with the prize money?
Woman, do you want to get divorced?
Is that what you want?
Why would you tell that story on the radio?
You made me look like a fool again.
Last time the people from the animal show came
and the dog trainer guy
wanted to potty train me.
You also got another show to come because
you said my chin keeps getting bigger.
What was it last week?
The writer for "Hello Counselor" called
and asked me if I could be on the show.
I asked them why and they said,
"Do you really walk around naked at home?"
"What's the segment called?"
My husband the invisible man? What?
I can't show my face in public anymore!
And this time you sent in a story about me
to a radio show?
Geez, do you want me to gouge your eyes out?
You were the one that was
the most excited about being on TV.
And I made your lame and boring story
into a funny story that won $1,000.
You should be thanking me.
What did you just say? $1,000?
Yeah! This is a gift certificate for $1,000!
What the... Give me that now.
Are you kidding me?
Why would I give it to you?
I wrote the story myself and won this.
This belongs to me.
Woman, you sound like Mansour
getting money for New Year's.
You humiliated me!
That prize should go to me. Why is it yours?
And I need to buy weights with that.
- Give it here. / - What?
I'm going to buy a cordless vacuum cleaner.
You clean this place maybe once a year.
Why do you need a vacuum cleaner?
And we already have one at home.
I should've just tore his mouth open
when he tore his underwear.
Do you know how bad our vacuum cleaner is?
The cord is so stinking short.
If I want to vacuum the entire house,
I need several extension cords.
And the vacuum cleaner is so noisy
when it retracts the cord.
It sounds like that. The cord retracting
is noisier than the actual vacuum cleaner running!
Get out of here with your weights.
I'm going buy a cordless vacuum and that's that!
Did you get hit on the head this morning?
Have you lost your mind?
Last time, you got an ice-dispensing water cooler
even though we have a water cooler at home.
You wanted a built-in fridge
even though we have a fridge.
If you bought stuff for the house,
you should at least use them.
You bought a foot bath
and you never use it to wash your feet.
You put dirty clothes in there
and use it as a laundry basket.
I bought you a toaster.
But you never use it to toast bread.
You keep our bills and receipts in there.
Is that a mailbox?
I almost toasted paper for breakfast.
Am I a cow?
We have everything we need at home.
Why do you keep trying to buy new stuff?
Are you going to want a new husband too?
I'm all for that! If I can do that, you can have this.
Geez... You sound like Elsa from "Frozen"
selling ice at a fish market.
Forget that. I'm buying weights and that's that.
And the weights aren't just for me.
You can use them too.
This morning, I thought your belly was a mountain
and I almost hiked up it.
Stop being ridiculous.
Forget about cleaning the house.
Get rid of the fat in your body first.
I should just get rid of you.
You never ever exercise a day in your life.
Why do you want to buy
weights all of a sudden?
Last time you got a gym membership,
you bought work-out clothes, sneakers, gloves
and a tumbler
which all ended up in your locker.
Is it a charnel house?
As soon as I buy my cordless vacuum,
I'm going to suck you up.
I'm going to buy weights,
work out, get really fit and beat you up.
Just give me 8 weeks.
Fine! Then I'll beat you up for 7 weeks!
You'd better shut your mouth!
Why don't you make me?
- Give me that! / - No!
- Give it! / - No way!
Who is it?
It's your mother-in-law.
- Mom? / - Gosh... Mother?
Mom, mom. What brings you here?
The boiler is broken at my place.
- The boiler? / - It's so cold!
Oh, no...
- Dear. / - What?
We should use this to buy your mom a boiler.
Mother, I'll buy you a new boiler.
You're the best daughter-in-law!
No problem.
Then I'll buy you a vacuum cleaner.
The best one out there.
Oh, stop it...
(Excessive Dynasty)
China had the Han dynasty.
And Korea had a dynasty
where everything was excessive.
It's called the Excessive Dynasty!
It's the king!
Listen up!
The savages have invaded
and they're plundering the nation.
What have you all been doing?
We're sorry, Your Highness.
- Your Highness! / - What's going on?
- Your Highness! Your Highness! / - What is it?
Have you eaten?
Have I eaten?
I was talking about the savages.
Why was your greeting so long?
Keep it short.
Have you eaten, man?
That was a bit too short.
Then... Please kill me!
Geez! I don't want to hear this anymore!
Then...
Please kill me.
Oh, give me a break... Get out of here.
- Get out! / - Yes, Your Highness.
Geez...
Your Highness.
So anyway, I heard there are many savages here.
Will our army be able to handle it?
Your Highness, their numbers aren't important.
We have a courageous and moral general.
- Bring him in! / - Bring him in!
This is just a guy on stilts.
He's a general?
Where's his sword?
Geez...
You'll be able to spot him from a mile away.
Don't worry, Your Highness.
We have a general that won't be noticed.
Bring him in!
He sure is slow.
Just how short are his legs?
These two can join a circus together.
Come on! Get them out of here!
Oh! That reminds me.
We have a guard that infiltrated the savages
2 years ago.
Any news from him?
Your Highness, he finished his infiltration
and he has returned.
Our guard...
This sound...
- The guard? / - The guard?
The guard?
♪ He protects the king ♪
♪ Wangho, Wangho, Guard Wangho ♪
Did you want attention?
Your Highness.
Such a long entrance for a guard.
- Your Highness. / - Do you have some news?
I spent 2 years with the savages and...
And?
I'm going to marry a savage.
Please come to my wedding.
Get out. Get out!
- Yes. / - What was that?
Yes, Your Highness.
- ♪ He protects the king ♪ / - Just carry that out.
What was that all about?
The savages will reach the capital soon!
What should we do about this?
Don't worry, Your Highness.
I'll put my life on the line to protect you!
Thank you.
Your Highness, the savages are after your life.
You should take this off, Your Highness.
What are you doing?
- Take this off... / - What are you doing?
I'll wear this...
Take that off...
I'll wear this and pretend to be the king.
Your Highness, pretend you're a slave.
I should pretend to be a slave?
We must protect you, Your Highness!
- Your Highness! / - Pretend I'm a slave?
Hold on, Your Highness.
A slave has a dirty face.
Here you go.
- Pretend I'm a slave? / - Yes, Your Highness.
A slave...
Hold on! Your hair should be messed up.
Let me make you look like a slave.
This is enough to look like a slave.
It is not, Your Highness!
Your Highness! Slaves eat food that fell on the floor!
Eat this!
What are you doing?
I'm the king! Are you looking down on me?
How dare you, you insolent slave?
You scum!
Roll this scumbag up!
Yes, Your Highness!
You're really going to do this?
I'm the king.
- You scum! / - But I'm the king.
- How dare you, slave? / - I'm the king.
- Take this! Take this! / - Take this!
I'm the king!
This is excessive!
(Omok Study Center)
Many different people live at our study center.
Penny pincher Jeonghye.
- Hi, Hyeonho! / - Hi, Jeonghye!
- Are you throwing that outfit out? / - I'm wearing it.
How embarrassing...
What was that?
Wonhun, the richest guy at this study center.
Hi, Hyeonho.
Wonhun, I thought you had plans. Aren't you late?
Nope. I'm going to take a taxi.
Wow!
Changho the thief.
Hey, isn't that my cola?
Nope. It's soy sauce.
He's the worst.
Sensitive Jinse.
Jinse, you sure are studying hard today.
Are you saying I usually don't study?
Jinse, that's not what I meant.
And my best friend Jinha.
- Hi, Jinha. / - Hi, Hyeonho.
- I see you're eating a rice ball. / - Yeah.
Hyeonho, are you hungry?
I ate 2 days ago, so I'm fine.
It hasn't been that long.
Here, Hyeonho.
What's this?
There's some laver stuck to the wrapper.
Thanks, Jinha.
So cold...
- Hi, Jeonghye. / - So cold...
Hi.
- Isn't it cold, guys? / - Yeah, it's really cold.
- Did you guys know? / - About what?
In Russia, they drink vodka
to raise their body temperatures.
- So... / - Yeah?
- Will you buy me a drink? / - No.
How embarrassing...
I guess Jeonghye wanted us to buy her drinks.
Not a chance.
Hi, boys.
Wow... It's Wonhun who has a window in his room.
Wonhun, you smell nice.
Are you wearing cologne?
No, I just had barbecue.
- Wow. / - Wow.
- At an all-you-can-eat place? / - Nope.
$14 per serving.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Were they big servings?
Nope. They give you just enough.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Did you get rice on the side?
Nope. I had fried rice.
- Wow. / - Wow.
With cheese.
- Wow. / - Wow.
I have meat stuck in my teeth.
I don't want this.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Guys, want some candy?
A mint?
Nope. Red ginseng candy.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Got to stay healthy.
- Wow... / - He gave us medicine.
- He's such a cool guy. / - Yeah.
- Hyeonho. / - Yeah?
I think someone's been eating my ketchup.
Who would do that here?
Who is it?
Changho.
Yeah?
- You ate my ketchup, didn't you? / - Nope.
Then what's that red stain on your shirt?
I popped a really big pimple.
If that was a pimple, you'd be dead.
Yeah, I'm going to die soon.
Hey, Changho.
Didn't you eat the ketchup?
No, I didn't touch Jinha's ketchup...
Hey.
I knew this would happen so I put sleeping pills
inside the ketchup.
Changho. Get up, Changho.
Get up. Get up.
- It wasn't me. A ketchup pimple popped. / - What?
It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
Gosh...
Changho's the worst.
What did he just say?
- I knew he ate it. / - Jinha and Hyeonho.
You guys are so noisy that I can't study.
Sorry, Jinse. We'll try to keep it down a bit.
Just a bit and not all the way?
That's not what I meant, Jinse.
Jinse, why are you so sensitive today?
Is it because you failed your test?
Even a monkey can fall from a tree.
Are you calling me a monkey?
That's not what I meant, Jinse.
Jinha and Jinse. You two should stop.
Don't call Jinha first.
Are you saying he's better than me?
That's not what I meant, Jinse.
Don't just say things.
A frog is killed by a stone thrown without purpose.
Are you calling me a frog?
That's not what I meant, Jinse.
Are you calling me a stone?
That's not what I meant, Jinse.
So are you saying that it was all a lie?
That's not what I meant, Jinse.
It's all our fault, Jinse.
So you're saying I did nothing wrong?
Forget this. I'm going to my room.
Let's just give up on Jinse.
Are you going to give up on me?
What's going on, Hyeonho? What's going on?
- Hyeonho! Hyeonho! / - I'm right here.
- Hyeonho. / - Yeah?
- Give up? / - No...
You shouldn't give up so easily.
Sorry.
- There's a saying. / - How does it go?
If you don't give up, you won't fail.
But there's no free lunch... Will you buy me lunch?
No.
How embarrassing.
I think Jeonghye wanted us to buy her a meal.
Not a chance.
(Sky Cancel)
My gosh!
Why did she get us all together today?
She probably wants to brag about Yeseo again.
Goodness... You got Yeseo a gift?
What is that? A diffuser?
They're fish cake skewers.
They smell so fishy and nice.
That's an illness.
Hi, Yeseo!
Mom, I'm home.
Gosh... She should greet her elders.
She's so rude.
That's Gwak Mihyang's daughter for sure.
Did you just...
What did you just say?
Did you say something about Yeseo?
Now that we're on the subject...
Yeseo never greets her elders.
She's always saying...
"I don't want to!
What am I supposed to do now?"
That's all she says.
It's because she takes after you.
You always have to cross the line.
I should tear your mouth open!
My gosh! You always want to tear something!
That's an illness! Geez...
So, why did you get us all together like this?
Yeseo won 1st in the English speech contest.
I just wanted to have a little celebratory party.
What's Yeseo's secret for doing so well in English?
I can't just tell you that.
Dear, hurry.
Alright, dear.
This isn't because we want the Yeseo's secret...
I heard you're into horseback riding.
I brought this from the UK.
Gosh, this is...
It's a toy horse.
My goodness... Thank you, Suhan's dad.
I actually stole a kid's toy horse a few days ago
and I ended up getting into a brawl with his mom.
My gosh...
I won't have to tear out anyone's hair now.
Gosh, this is the exact horse I wanted.
- Goodness! / - Goodness!
Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
- Let's go! / - My gosh...
Let's go!
- So strong. / - Can I get a horse too?
My horse broke its spine.
Yes, that horse became a camel.
Dear! Why would you show this?
- I ought to... / - Calm down.
If I don't want to get hurt...
I should get on my knees and beg.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! / - Geez!
Don't hit me. It really hurts when you hit me.
- You're such a pain! / - What's all the ruckus?
Geez...
Dear...
Yeseo got 1st in the English speech contest.
You always take things too far!
So what if she won 1st?
Stop bragging!
Geez... I'm sick of this house.
- Goodness! Where are you going? / - Let go!
- I said to let go! / - Don't go!
(My daughter Yeseo is an English prodigy)
You always take things too far!
Who's that?
Teacher...
Mihyang, who is this?
I'm a stylist. A refrigerator stylist.
Mr. Jo.
Teacher, I don't cook much these days.
I rarely use my fridge.
Ma'am, you have to trust me.
- Of course I do, but... / - Ma'am.
Are you okay if your eggs start hatching into chicks?
Mr. Jo, take the deodorizer.
No, teacher!
I'll use my refrigerator.
That means you'll trust me,
and you're okay with opening the freezer
and having ice packs fall on your feet?
Are you okay with mysterious
black bags in the freezer?
And I'm asking you
if you're okay with frozen pork belly...
Taking 2 entire days to thaw?
Ma'am.
Yes...
I'm okay with that!
Mr. Jo, leave the deodorizer and the pork belly.
I'll be going now, ma'am.
Pork belly!
It's pork belly!
Kay?
I'm Yun Sea.
Geez!
Why are you crying?
If you have time to cry, clean the fridge!
What's wrong with the fridge?
Look at this! Why is the TV remote in here?
And this cake...
I bought this ages ago! Why didn't anyone eat it?
Your ring is in here.
Goodness...
- Dear... / - You always take things too far!
Geez...
My goodness... Dear!
Dear!
- Where are you going? / - My gosh...
- Giddy-up! / - Gosh...
Faster! Go!
Go, go, go!
My gosh... Yeseo might get a younger sibling.
You're right.
When things are heated like this,
there needs to be dancing.
Cue the music!
Goodness...
What the...
(Random Video Calls)
Geez...
Everyone has plans this weekend.
I'm all alone.
What's this?
Everyone in the world? Random video chatting?
Hey, that sounds like fun. Install.
Log in.
Name, Seo Taehun.
Country, South Korea. Okay.
This app is popular these days.
I wonder if people are on this.
- Hello! / - Hello.
Are you going somewhere on a boat?
I wanted to go somewhere secluded
and get some air.
Oh, that sounds nice.
But it's so cold. I should go back inside
and get some rest.
Yes, your nose is really red.
Huh? Hold on! What's that behind you?
Wanted criminal?
I saw that! This guy...
I hope someone catches him.
No wonder he's going to an island.
Someone else.
- It's Park Chanho! / - Hello, I'm Park Chanho.
I'm a big fan.
Let me tell you why I started using this app.
Please keep it short...
When I was in LA,
I missed Korea.
I missed my hometown.
This app helped me overcome all that.
I see...
- That reminds me of another story. / - No, okay.
Just stop there. I get it now.
Gosh, I'm getting sick of this.
That reminds me of another story.
I was on "Law of the Jingle."
I miss getting bitten by lions.
That's "Law of the Jungle."
Let's talk again next time.
That reminds me of another story.
- I miss Mr. Tong. / - Why would you mention him?
This guy won't stop talking.
Why do I keep getting guys?
I want to talk to a girl.
Someone else.
Dang... It's a guy.
What? I don't want you either.
What's wrong with his voice?
Someone else.
It's Kim Jongmin!
- What the... / - Yes?
- Dang, why is it a guy? Geez... / - What?
I don't want you either!
What's his deal?
Someone else.
Oh, you can set the keywords.
Okay, I want a woman.
And... A sexy woman would be nice.
Am I going to get a girl this time?
Oh, gosh...
Goodness, it's a man!
- A man! / - Where do you live?
Far away.
It's a man!
- How old are you? / - I'm... I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, ladies!
That was a bit too much.
So elder women are on this too.
Someone else.
What's this?
Wow, an amusement park!
The pirate ship! That looks like so much fun.
Just watching this is pretty thrilling.
That reminds me of another story.
- I missed Korean food. / - Not him again!
- That reminds me of kimchi. / - Kimchi?
Wow... I got the chills.
What's his deal?
Someone else.
Hello!
How cute. What's your name?
I'm Yang Jia.
Let's do Korean poems!
Korean poems? With what?
- Swing! / - Okay.
Then... Sw...
You bum.
Ing.
You said yes! You're a bum!
What the... I didn't say yes!
What's your deal? Hold on...
You're making me upset.
She got me!
Gosh...
Geez...
Someone else.
- Oh, hello. / - Hello.
- It's cold. Are you out now? / - Yes.
- Nice to meet you. / - I was with my friends.
Now I'm on my way home.
Get home soon. You'll catch a cold.
- Yes... / - Isn't it cold?
- It's really cold. / - It is, right?
- Hold on. / - Sure.
- I just got home. / - You should go inside.
Excuse me for saying this so soon...
But you have very pretty eyes.
Could you give me your number?
- Oh, my phone number? / - Yes.
- My phone number is... / - Oh, gross!
Wipe that snot off!
So disgusting...
Someone else.
Mister, let's do another Korean poem.
You're just going to tease me again!
I won't!
Yeah? Then...
Okay, since you're holding a burger, do burger.
Bur...
I want to throw this hamburger out.
Ger.
You want some, bum?
Hey! Where do you live?
I'm so angry!
That hurt my pride...
I was teased by a little girl.
Let's try again.
What the...
Is this a toy?
What's this?
A cat! How cute!
Hi, kitty!
- Kitty... / - Who's there?
Huh? Who's this?
Come here.
- Hello. / - Who are you?
- Huh? I think your cat... / - Are you Yeongsik?
No, I'm Taehun.
- Yeongsu? / - No, I'm not Yeongsu.
- This was random... / - What?
- This is random video chatting... / - What was that?
I think your cat started the random video chatting.
- What did you say? / - I'm sorry.
The cat started the app.
That startled me.
One last time.
- Huh? / - 2, 3.
Would you like? Hello, we're the Cosmic Girls.
Wow, I'm a fan!
I'm the femme fatale of our group, Bona.
I'm the leader and rapper.
I'm EXY.
I'm the voice of this group.
- I'm Yeonjeong. / - Hi.
I'm all about TMI. I'm Park Chanho.
Why is he here?
Cosmic Girls reminds me of another story.
I miss Tiger Woods.
What?
I miss changing tires while wearing tights...
- With Tiger Woods and getting tired. / - What?
What's wrong with this app? Geez...
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple one.
I have a piece of paper with
a fork drawn on it.
This piece of paper... You, sir.
Come on up here.
I want you to write your name under the fork.
He knows how to write his own name.
- He's been educated. / - I'm jealous.
How does he know so much?
- Alright. / - I'm jealous.
So then...
I'll show you this amazing trick.
Hold onto this, Magician Lee Seongdong.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
(Lee Houk)
The fork is bent.
The fork is bent. Amazing, right?
Oh, come on. Don't be fooled, people!
That's all fake!
That isn't for real! That's fake! I can do that too!
Geez...
I can't believe this.
He even stood on his seat.
I don't even want to come get you. Come up here.
- Alright, alright. / - Get up here.
A member of the audience... Alright.
Can you do a magic trick with me?
Of course. Give me your glasses.
Give me your glasses. And let me have that paper.
Abra... Abra...
- Abra... Abra... / - Hey! Hey!
Abracadabra. Here.
It's bent, right? Looks great, right?
This is...
Doesn't he look great? Applause!
Applause!
It's time to show you the highlight of our show.
Mister!
We're short on boxes.
Why do you always want to borrow boxes?
- We're... / - You sure talk a lot.
Leave them here.
We'll start the highlight of our show now.
As you can see...
We have a cardboard box. Nothing inside, right?
Put the box down.
Show them the second box now.
There. Show them nothing's inside.
Yes, boss.
Nothing in this box.
As you can see...
I have this wooden board.
This wooden board...
It's very sturdy.
I'll put this wooden board...
Between these two boxes.
Let's wrap these up in tape now.
Get this side too.
Get this side.
And this side.
Okay.
Magician Lee Seongdong, step forward.
What?
- I want you to greet the audience. / - Me?
Hello.
- Hi, everyone. / - Very nice.
Get in the box now.
- Me? / - Yes, get in there.
Get in the box.
Now I'll jump on...
Magician Lee Seongdong.
Wave your hand for the people again.
- I'm right here, boss. / - Yes, alright.
Now, I'll jump...
On Magician Lee Seongdong's head.
Abra... Abra... Abra...
Cadabra!
I jumped down.
So what happened to Magician Lee Seongdong?
Magician Lee Seongdong! Abracadabra!
Wow.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Wow.
For the first time,
we'll reveal the secret
behind this trick.
The secret of this trick is on the back.
People...
We'll pretend the audience is over there.
You all can watch us from the back.
Alright?
- Alright? / - Yes!
Wave to our audience.
Greet them.
Hello... Oops. Hello, boss.
Alright, good job.
Now get in the box.
There's nothing in this box.
I'll show you the amazing trick now.
- Magician Lee Seongdong. / - Yes.
- Wave your hands for the people. / - Yes, boss.
Okay, okay.
What happens?
I'll show you my amazing trick
where I jump on Magician Lee Seongdong's head.
Alright, here I go.
Don't be nervous, people.
Here I go.
Magician Lee Seongdong, get ready.
I hope this works...
Here I go.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Magician Lee Seongdong, come on out!
Abracadabra!
Are you done with the boxes?
Why did you come out of there?
You have to return these boxes.
What happened to Magician Lee Seongdong?
- Abracadabra! / - I'm right here, boss.
- Amazing, right? Applause! / - Wow!